I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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