This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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