I skipped work to stalk him.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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