The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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