the new term for farting is butt boxing.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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