I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
