If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the day after is always just damage control
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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