So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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