He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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