the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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