Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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