Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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