i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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