Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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