I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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