So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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