Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
