I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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