If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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