you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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