He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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