he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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