everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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