i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I intend to get homeless drunk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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