Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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