I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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