help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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