Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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