As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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