I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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