problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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