Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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