shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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