shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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