He is an equal opportunity slut.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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