1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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