she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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