On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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