All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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