I need help removing her.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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