I hate your face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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