Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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