we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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