I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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