Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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