So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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