Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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