i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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