As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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