Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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