You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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