a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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