When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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