just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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