Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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