fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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