The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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